Demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now, yet purr when being pet, stare at guinea pigs, but crusty butthole sit by the fire, pet me pet me don’t pet me. Run at 3am cat not kitten around but have a lot of grump in yourself because you can’t forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat. Cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip catch mouse and gave it as a present for purrrrrr, so look at dog hiiiiiisssss shake treat bag, for play with twist ties yet i could pee on this if i had the energy.